Don’t Talk to Me If You’re Short on Brains Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt

Bold, blunt, and brainy.
Say what you mean—without saying it twice. This Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex shirt delivers a hilarious dose of savage realness with the line:
Don’t talk to me if you’re short on brains and good on nerves.

Premium Branded Finish
Each garment features a custom inside neck label for a boutique-quality finish. This subtle detail adds a touch of exclusivity — the kind of polished, professional quality you’d expect from a premium clothing line.

🧠 Made for the quick-witted
😎 Soft, breathable fabric
👕 Retail fit for all-day wear

Ideal for:
Sarcastic personalities, blunt thinkers, introverts with no time for nonsense

Unisex sizing (XS to 4XL)

🎁 Makes a Perfect Gift For:

• Friends who tell it like it is
• Coworkers with dry humor
• Students with sass

👕 Product Highlights:

• Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee
• Retail fit with a crew neck
• Unisex sizing (XS to 4XL)
• soft, lightweight fabric, breathable comfort
• Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and long-lasting
• High-quality DTG print with vivid detail
• Tear-away label minimises skin irritation
• Manufactured sustainably in humane conditions, certified by Fair Labor Association.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat
• Wash inside out
• Do not dry clean

🚚 Shipping Information

All orders are made to order. Please allow 2-5 business days for production before shipping.

🇬🇧 UK: Please allow 4-13 business days for production and shipping.
🛑 Note: Delivery times may vary slightly during holidays or due to customs processing.

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