We’ve all been there—showed up, said something, and instantly regretted it. This witty tote bag perfectly captures that awkward moment with the bold phrase I Came. I Spoke. I Regret. Designed for lovers of sarcasm, dry humor, and introvert energy, this tote is the ultimate mood for errand days, school runs, or coffee catch-ups. Makes a fun and relatable gift, too!
Design is printed on both side of the bag.
Ideal for:
Introverts, sarcasm lovers, socially awkward folks, college students
Perfect gift for:
Birthdays, gag gifts, best friend surprises, self-care humor
👜 Product features
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
🚚 Shipping Information
All orders are made to order. Please allow 2-5 business days for production before shipping.
🇬🇧 UK: Please allow 4-13 business days for production and shipping.
🛑 Note: Delivery times may vary slightly during holidays or due to customs processing.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
BAG WIDTH (cm) |
BAG HEIGHT (cm) |
BAG DEPTH (cm) |
STRAP LENGTH (cm) |
STRAP WIDTH (cm) |
| One size |
40.6 |
36.8 |
12.7 |
61 |
2.5 |
